Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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