is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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