Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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