In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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