me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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