Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
