Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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