Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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