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If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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