weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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