Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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