i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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