Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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