Walk of Shame. In a state park.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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