i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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