I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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