What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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