never play flip cup with pint glasses
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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