Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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