a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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