We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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