he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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