he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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