Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
