: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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