"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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