Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
