I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I did not marry a roomba.
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