North Korea, Best Korea!
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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