Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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