is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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