4 words: hood of his car
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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