Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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