and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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