she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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