Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you traded sex for a burrito?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
i think im in europe. pls send help
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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