how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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