i jhust puked up my retainher.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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