Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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