Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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I need you to use more vowels.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
