I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Randomize
