It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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