I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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