i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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