Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
