Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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