I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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