some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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