Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
look no pants
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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