Im at strip club and am horny
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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