I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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