So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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