every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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