I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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