that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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