My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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