I wish I could teleport
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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