At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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