Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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